cryptotheism:

bobakett:

bobakett:

cryptotheism:

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

Oh wrong post

No stay in this space with me

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violentdevotion:

violentdevotion:

need a man who’s battling with God

it’s only hot if he’s losing

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berserklrina:

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mariamlovesyou:

At least I don’t have a tumblr

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tiredbiostudent:

me: :(

spring birdies: peep peep

me: :)

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little-red-fool:

benevolentvampire:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Me and @waluigis-massive-fucking-tits married the same person, not as like. A polyamorous thing, but more like, a tug of war.

submitted by what

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one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

My manager at work wrote me up on a warning because everyone complained that I smelled. :(

cassidy-peterson:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was baking a cake but had no flour or eggs or milk or vanilla extract. 

Reblog to give OP vanilla extract

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prideprejudce:

prideprejudce:

there should be a sub genre of books that were originally written to comment on the evils of capitalism and how greed and wealth corrupts society as a whole and how those popular books were subsequently made into hollywood movies and were marketed in a way in order to mass produce as much merchandise as possible so the companies behind the movies can make as much money as possible and thus completely erasing the original meaning of that story while also unintentionally proving the point of the original novels themes

examples of said sub genre

joycrispy:

New Hozier drops tomorrow.

The fanfiction community is about to get so many new all-lowercase titles for their work.

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squeaknowtv:

girls will come online once every 6 hours, reblog 129043894059 posts then leave

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ultimate-gay-mer:

lezbianz:

maledicmanny:

lezbianz:

people who watch musicals and bitch about how it doesn’t make sense that the characters randomly burst into song are so funny to me. babe it’s literally a musical like this is the standard of the genre what did you expect

THAT’S THE WHOLE PROBLEM WITH THE GENRE AS A WHOLE, THAT’S THE POINT

i’m sorry you’re allergic to fun i’m sure that makes life very difficult for you

Me watching a murder mystery: What the hell…why are so many different characters suspicious, in reality cases aren’t normally this complicated, this whole genre is a mess…

Me watching a comedy: What the hell…so many silly and unlikely situations keep happening…

Me watching an action movie: What the helll…why is it so violent…

Me watching a fantasy film: What the hell….elves aren’t real….

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